As most of you know, I am terrible at spell checking my text messages. It gets me in some trouble sometimes, but mostly it just confuses people. I was the confused one by someone's mistake tonight. Here is a little back story. My friend Dan came to Institute tonight. He was sitting in the back by himself and I headed to sit by the girl I visit teach with my other friend. He pretended he was a little mad that I didn't come sit by him so I called him a "back row B student" and said he should come sit by us. Well, he sat behind us for a second and then said he was out of there. So I thought maybe my comment had offended him. Enter text:
Me: I hope I didn't offend you!
Dan: Oh no. I have singles and decided to head back home.
Me: Dan! You can't be bitter!
Dan: What do you mean I can't be bitter?
Me: You can't hate singles!
Dan: No. I have shingles. The virus infection. Ha!
You guys. I really like texting. It gives me a daily chuckle.