Monday, March 7, 2011

CSFTDBMS: Installment 3

Imagine you just turned 16.
You take your 15 and 13 year old sisters to the library to study.
Because it is just cooler to study at the library than it is at home.
You were a shy little 16-year-old, you didn't talk to boys. Not that you didn't like them, but you were just scared of them.
You find a table that has a lot of foot traffic next to it so lots of people keep walking by.,
So you are sitting there with your sisters just studying away.
You get really into your history assignment reading about JP Morgan and his millions
When all of a sudden, the ugliest boy you have ever seen is right in your face trying to kiss you.
You extend your arms pushing him away.
His ugly face is very close, so you turn away.
He backs away and looks at you with a slight tilt of his head.
You don't make a sound.
He comes in again.
Again you extend your arms in an attempt to ward him off.
He tries and tries to kiss you.
But your arms are just long enough.
Finally he gives up and pulls back.
He shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, thanks a lot. See you later." He turns and walks away.
You stare at your sisters with a look of horror.
"We thought you knew him!" they say in unison.
"I have never seen that ugly boy in my life!"


Annalisa said...

This is STILL one of my all time favorites!!! I can't even believe it! I just love what you said at the end too... if there was any doubt that he was the ugliest boy in the world, you cleared it up!

Kate, Blake, Em and Noah said...

I like these stories. Actually I love them. Keep them coming, please.

Susie Stout said...

Can you really blame him? Your animal magnetism is just too powerful.