I know you all missed me. Terribly. My grandma has taken a turn for poor health. I don’t know why older people do that. But they do. Punks. So I have spent lots of time before work (and during work) and also after work hanging out with her and making sure she has what she needs. And I have also been getting a lot of good entertainment.
Yesterday I went over to her house wearing some pants I haven’t worn for a while because they were a little… ahem… snug. I asked her if they looked ok. Of course she said they did, because hey, what else would she say? She's my nice sweet grandma. We went on with whatever we were doing. 9:00 rolled around so I said goodbye and started to leave.
I was halfway through the kitchen when she called, “Hey!”
So I spun around. “Yes?”
“You have a cute bum!”
LOTS of good entertainment :)